APPARENTLY WE’RE RENAMING THINGS NOW
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On August 27, 2026, President Trump signed an executive order directing U.S. federal usage to rename Lake Ontario as “Lake America.” So, naturally, you now get an executive order too. Rename anything. Sign it. Stamp it. Send it to the group chat.

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EXECUTIVE ORDER DATED: August 31, 2026
SUBJECT: IMMEDIATE AND IRREVOCABLE RENAMING
“Lake Ontario” ➔ “Lake Definitely Still Ontario”

By the entirely fictional authority vested in me by access to a web browser and a strong opinion, it is hereby ordered:

Section 1. Immediate Renaming. The place, object, institution, concept, snack, geographic feature, or other thing heretofore known as Lake Ontario shall, for purposes of this completely unofficial document, henceforth be known as Lake Definitely Still Ontario.

Section 2. Implementation. All maps, signs, menus, group chats, office conversations, family arguments, and unnecessarily long email chains are encouraged to update their terminology accordingly.

Section 3. Justification. In direct administrative response to U.S. Executive Order 14420, signed August 27, 2026.

Section 4. Legal Effect. This order has none whatsoever.

A Concerned Canadian
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On August 27, 2026, U.S. President Donald Trump signed Executive Order 14420 directing U.S. federal usage to refer to Lake Ontario as “Lake America.”

Rather than waiting for Parliament, diplomatic cables, or royal commissions, ExecutiveOrder.ca provides everyday citizens with an emergency administrative mechanism to rename whatever they want with maximum ceremony and zero legal authority.

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